Fresh flower for u…….

• Fresh flower for u…….
  
  
  
  
  What r u looking for….????
  
  
  Flowers…??
  Have some sense
  
  Yah mobile hai
  Gamla nahin……..

Our new generation,

• Our new generation,
  Miss says to a kid of
  Nursery class,
  Count from 1 to 10,
  I will give u a kiss,
  Kid replied :
  If I 1 to 1000,
  To say package ho ga!

Door rehte ho ,

• Door rehte ho ,
  Doori ka ehsas dilate ho!
  Adaain dikha k chera chupate ho!
  Kitna b chupa lo hum jan gay hein.
  Aap sehri me peepa baja k logo ko jagatey ho.

Top 5 answer boys get when they propose a girl….

• Top 5 answer boys get when they propose a girl….
  
  1- NO
  
  2- I AM SORRY
  
  3- R U MAD?
  
  4- V R FRIENDS
  
  5- LEKIN ME TO,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  
  6- MUJ SE…….:-)